
TSLA keychain
$9.99Four mechanical keycaps on a ring. Black caps, white letters. Ships free in the US.
Free US shipping, 5–10 business days from North Dallas. Charged when you buy — not an auction bid.
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Mechanical keycaps on a ring, photographed as they are. Free shipping in the United States. The weekly tailgate auction is still on this site — this is just a few things for sale alongside it.

Four mechanical keycaps on a ring. Black caps, white letters. Ships free in the US.
Free US shipping, 5–10 business days from North Dallas. Charged when you buy — not an auction bid.

Four mechanical keycaps on a ring. Black caps, white letters. Ships free in the US.
Free US shipping, 5–10 business days from North Dallas. Charged when you buy — not an auction bid.
Live auction · North Dallas · from $1 · Aug 29 – Sep 5
Live bids this week
Opens at $1
$46
It only takes $1 to bid.
5 of 10 spots with a bid. Brand and logo of the current high are on the board so you can see who is in. Empty spots still open at $1. Outbid money is not in this total.
Auction ends in 4d 07h 35m · a spot starts at $1 · on the truck Sep 7 – Sep 11

Tailgate spots, to scale
Current high shows the brand and logo on the spot. That is the live bid — not the sticker on the truck. The sticker goes on after the week is won and paid. Tap a spot to bid.
This truck drives North Dallas every day. I’m selling the one surface everyone sees in traffic: the tailgate. A spot starts at $1.
One A4 on the far left — the largest. Then one A5 and one A6. Then seven A7 spots, smaller than A6. Nothing larger than A4.
Place a bid
No account. Fill this form once per bid — brand name, a real site, email, what the sticker will show, and what message the brand is trying to send. Empty or incomplete submit is rejected. A spot starts at $1. A card is required to bid. It is not charged unless you win. Advertising for a business, company, or personal brand. Not a political statement, cause, protest, candidate, church-as-politics, or a message you want the world to hear. Live auction Aug 29 – Sep 5. On the truck Sep 7 – Sep 11. Highest approved bid at Sunday 12:00am CT wins, then that winner is charged. Outbid by $1 and you owe nothing.
ends in 4d 07h 35m · 5 of 10 sticker spots with a bid
Live auction Aug 29 – Sep 5. On the truck Sep 7 – Sep 11. A spot starts at $1. A card is required to bid. It is not charged unless you win. Current high shows the brand and logo so you can see who is in. That is not the sticker on the truck. A4 is the largest; A7 is the smallest.
Empty spots are empty on purpose. Nothing here is seeded. Current high is the live bid, not the sticker on the truck.
Last week · Aug 23 – Aug 29
Sunday 12:00am CT closes the auction and starts a new live board. Winners from last week stay here. The sticker is on the truck Aug 31 – Sep 4 after the winner pays — not while a bid was only waiting for review.
Live auction Aug 29 – Sep 5. The sticker is on the truck Sep 7 – Sep 11. Ten labeled sticker zones on the tailgate. One A4 on the far left — the largest. Then one A5 and one A6. Then seven A7 spots, smaller than A6. Nothing larger than A4. A spot starts at $1 — that is enough to open it. To outbid, add $1. A card is required to bid. It is not charged unless you win. There is no signup. Each bid needs the brand name, site, email, sticker copy, brand message, and three no answers. Your brand and logo show on the live board with the bid so others can see who is in. This can be a business, company, or personal brand.
Every advertiser and sticker is reviewed by hand. Only child-safe brand ads can win. Approved is not on the truck — it means you are eligible to win the week.
Highest approved bid at Sunday 12:00am America/Chicago wins that spot. Last week’s winners stay in the recap — the live board is the new week.
Only the winner is charged — the full bid, one time, on the card saved at bid. This week the sticker is on the truck Sep 7 – Sep 11, after that payment. If you were outbid or not approved, you owe nothing.
Ad standard
This truck carries advertising for a business, company, or personal brand — not political statements, causes, protests, candidates, churches used as politics, or a message you want the world to hear. Kids in the family will see it, and other kids walk past it. Ads must be clearly safe for children. Adult, sexual, violent, crude, political-hostile, anti-Christian, scary, or anything you would not show a child is rejected. If it is even borderline, it is out. If you are unsure, do not bid.
Every bid is screened on submit, then the advertiser, the brand message, and the creative are reviewed by hand. Only clearly child-safe brand ads can win a week. The sticker goes on the truck the Monday–Friday after the winner pays — not when a bid is sitting in review.
Questions
Two mechanical keychains right now — TSLA and SPCX — $9.99 each, free shipping in the US. Buying one is a normal checkout, charged when you buy. It is not a tailgate bid.
US addresses only. Checkout asks for a shipping address and phone. You are charged when you pay. The keychain ships from North Dallas in about 5–10 business days. There is no tracking page after you pay — Stripe emails the receipt.
Yes. A card is required to place a bid. It is saved, not charged, unless you win at Sunday 12:00am CT. If you are outbid or not approved, you owe nothing.
No. There is no signup. Each bid is its own form: brand name, a real site URL, email, what the sticker will show, what message the brand is trying to send, and three no answers. An empty or incomplete form is rejected. Logo is optional — if you add one, it shows with your bid on the live board.
A business, company, or personal brand. Not a political statement, cause, protest, candidate, a church used as politics, or a message you want the world to hear. The bid form asks what the brand is trying to send — what you offer or are known for.
A spot opens at $1. That is the bid — it only takes $1 to get in. A card is required to bid. It is not charged unless you win. To outbid later, add $1. Only the winner is charged, and only after the auction ends.
The live board and the tailgate map show each spot’s current high: brand name, logo if they uploaded one, and the bid. That is who is in this week’s auction. It is not the sticker on the truck. The sticker goes on after the week is won and paid. Empty spots stay empty — this page does not invent bids.
Yes. A Tesla Cybertruck that drives North Dallas every day. The stickers are real. This page does not invent bids or brands.
The tailgate only. Ten labeled sticker spots: one A4 on the far left (largest), then one A5 and one A6, then seven A7 spots smaller than A6. Size is fixed to the spot. Nothing larger than A4. Hood, doors, sides, roof, and front are not for sale.
The next bid must be $1 higher than the current high. The card was not charged, so there is nothing to refund. You can bid again.
Spots open at $1. A card is required to bid. It is not charged unless you win. If you are the highest approved bid at Sunday 12:00am CT, you win, then that bid is charged. The sticker is on the truck the following Monday through Friday, after that payment. If you are outbid, rejected, or still unreviewed when the auction ends, you owe nothing.
Business, company, and personal-brand ads, and they must be clearly safe for children. Anti-Christian content is rejected. Adult, sexual, violent, crude, political-hostile, or scary creative is rejected. If it is even borderline, or you are unsure, it is out.
The submit form screens the advertiser, the brand message, and the creative first. Then every bid is reviewed by hand. Default is reject when unsure. A rejected bid frees the spot. An outbid bid never stays on the truck. The card is not charged in either case.
Yes, before you win. Bookmark the status page after you bid. Withdraw takes your brand and site off the live board. The card was not charged to bid, so there is nothing to refund. After Sunday close, a winning bid is charged instead of withdrawn.
Bookmark the status link after you place a bid. You are told there on outbid, reject, approve, and auto-reject at close. If email is configured, the same notice is sent. Approved still means not on the truck. Winning means paying the bid before the sticker goes on.
Live auction Aug 29 – Sep 5. It closes Sunday, 12:00am America/Chicago. The winning sticker is on the truck Sep 7 – Sep 11. Last week’s approved winners stay in the recap / History. Unreviewed bids are auto-rejected; they were never charged. Winners pay the bid, then the sticker goes on.